Tag: Christmas

Merry Christmas ‘White House Libs’

The night before the election and in the Liberal House
Not a creature was working, not even their spouse;

No stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
because they were hoping a Hillary victory would soon be there;

The Hillary voters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While continued visions of free benefits danced in their heads;

And momma with her free healthcare, and unemployment benefits with no cap,
Had just settled down for another free winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from their beds to see what was the matter.

Away to the TV they flew like a flash,
Flipped on CNN hoping for more free cash.
Trump won; please, say it ain’t so!
Hillary didn’t quite shatter the glass ceiling, oh no!

When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But a sign from Trump, they have to get a job next year

With one election, so inspiring and quick,
America took away their Mrs. Saint Nick!

No more huge taxes for the working and spending pretty much insane,
and they began whistling and shouting and calling people names;

“On, Hillary! On, Obama! On, Franken & Reid! On, Pelosi! On Feinstein! On, Baucus & Biden! Out of Washington!

We’re building a wall!
Get the heck out of here, we just fired you all.


– @Thegrinch