Pregnancy Is Not Pretty!

September is the most popular month to give birth. With close to 4 million births last year, it’s apparent that the majority of these newborns were conceived in those winter months (which will be coming up soon!). According to Baby Center, the most popular day for babies to make their entrance into the world is Tuesday, followed by Monday. Sunday is the slowest day. Scheduled C-sections and induced labors have a big influence on the fact that fewer babies are born on the weekend but spontaneous (non-scheduled) deliveries occur less often on the weekend too.

So…….since this is the most popular birthmonth, I thought I’d share some of the most interesting pregnancy photos I’ve ever seen. Enjoy viewing these expectant mothers (along with my commentary, of course) –

pregnant 19

This is actually pretty funny. She is doing everything you’re NOT supposed to do when you’re pregnant but everything you CAN do after you have the baby. Cheers!

pregnant 4

Um, I thought the sonogram was supposed to be on the inside of the stomach, not the outside.

pregnant 1

This is just creepy.

pregnant 2

Cute – both have big bellies. Except hers is excusable, his is not.

pregnant 3

I hope this picture means she’s having a girl. If not – AWKWARD!

pregnant 5

Why is he pushing in her belly button? Does he think it’s a doorbell or something?!
And what’s with the all black outfits? Having a baby is supposed to be a joyous occasion, not a tragedy

pregnant 6

I hope she’s not seriously riding a horse while she’s that pregnant. This pose would be okay for her wedding day, but not for an “I’m pregnant” photo.

pregnant 7

Is that moss? What in the world?! Where is she & what scene is she trying to recreate? I just don’t get it…

pregnant 8

Okay, now they’re just showing us how they got pregnant in the first place. Gross!

pregnant 9

I hope they’re having a boy. Otherwise, this is just weird.

pregnant 10

Okay, I hope this couple is having a girl. Otherwise, what in the world were they thinking? And why is he wearing a pair of jeans & a sleeveless shirt in a dance studio? Could he be any more under-dressed for this picture?

pregnant 11

I’m not quite sure what’s going on here – maybe she’s supposed to be in the ocean or maybe she’s like the fetus inside the womb. I’m not really sure. But whatever look she was going for, it’s not working for her.

pregnant 12

Okay, I get what they were going for here. Not all that funny, but they’re young so I guess it’s kinda cute.

pregnant 14

Just plain weird.

pregnant 15

Who uses their actual belly for the countdown to when they give birth? This reminds me of the movie Shawshank Redemption, in a strange sorta way.

pregnant 16

It’s a BOY!
(But then why are you in a flower field?!)

pregnant 17

I’m not quite sure what this is supposed to represent. The belly of Life? Or that your baby is “underground” waiting to blossom? Coincidentally, this is exactly what a funeral plot in a cemetery looks like.

pregnant 18

This is different! But I think I would much rather have a basketball cake than a basketball belly.

pregnant 13

Instead of taking this photo, I think the photographer should be calling 911. I hope that’s not how she takes a nap because she looks catatonic to me.

pregnant

Gosh, this is a tough one. They all look so pregnant, actually the men more than the woman! But this will make for a funny family Christmas card!

What the heck were these expectant parents thinking? I wonder how long it took for them to look back on these photos in shame. If you know anyone who took “crazy” pregnancy photos, why did they do it? Furthermore, did anyone try to stop them? Please share in the comments section below –

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