Is A Lawyer the Only Man That I Can Put on Retainer?

Why is law the only profession where you can retain someone’s services? Sometimes I wish that I could keep a man on retainer so that when I’m ready to get married he would be available. Although I am sometimes discouraged by the dating scene, I’m not sure if I’m ready to settle down just yet. I’m at the point in my life where I know that I’m not getting any younger, but I feel like many men – I’m not exactly ready to be tied down either. I do meet eligible bachelors but I often wish that I had either met them when I was younger & more willing to be married, or if they could just stick around a while until I am ready to get married a few years from now.

I’m not proposing that anyone “pay” for the company of a man (although that’s perfectly legal), but it would be nice to be able to call someone up when you need companionship, to kill a spider, hang pictures or anything else for that matter. Similar to an attorney, this man would be pre-screened and come with references. This way I wouldn’t have to go through the hassle of trying to meet new men and when I need him and he couldn’t refuse.There are some men that I could go out with, but they are not the men that I want. Instead of wasting their time (and mine)  going out on dates to avoid another Saturday night alone, I would much rather call up someone that I have on “retainer” – a man that I know I’ll have a good time with.

Hey, if Prepaid Legal worked for some people, I’m just sayin…..

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